Friday, May 19, 2006
SPF Mama Drama
You know how us babies are always talking round' the sandbox about the latest baby gossip. Normally, the chit chat is pretty tame. We talk about who has mastered what motor skill, who has the best vocabulary, or who threw the best tantrum. But, today, we just couldn't resist having a juicy conversation about that Best Mama of the Year, Miss Britney Spears, a.k.a. Mrs. Kevin Federline. Poor Sean Preston Federline! What's a baby to do when it seems like his mama has gone crazy? First, it was driving without a car seat. We were willing to accept her story about being scared because of the media chasing her. Next, it was falling from high chairs and improperly using a car seat. Of course, we were becoming a little skeptical. But after the latest incident, nearly dropping SPF while carrying a drink, well we just couldn't sit back and watch SPF suffer anymore. We, me and the other babies at my school, talked about how we might help save SPF. We were going to have a fund raiser to help SPF escape but that didn't seem realistic (after all, we're just babies) and calling DCFS had already been done (plus, no of us knew how to use the phone). So, we've been unable to devise a viable plan for saving SPF. The only thing we can do now is pray.
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Tonight I was at Gramma Debbie's. We had fun. We were playing out in the back yard and I was trying to shut the fence gate on her so she couldn't get back into the backyard! But somehow she figured out how to get back into the yard with me. I wonder how she knew how to do that. Some day I will figure that out. We were still looking for Buddy, Gramma's cat, but we couldn't find her. We looked behind all the bushes but she wasn't there. Then we thought, "maybe we will just forget about that kitty and go for a walk. So we went for a walk. I thought I might run so Gramma would chase me; and she did. It was fun! I was turning my head to the left a little to see if she was catching up with me; but she was still behind me. I thought that was funny because she just couldn't catch up with me. But all of a sudden she was there, right behind me and swept me up and gave me one of those yukky kisses that she give me! I laughed because it is funny that she caught up with me. We played "chase" for awhile, then we started looking for Buddy again. I have fun looking in the bushes for Buddy. I pull the leaves back and say,"Budddyyyyyy, where are you? Are you behind here"? And I pull the leaves back and don't see her. Finally, that gets pretty boring and I really don't care about finding Buddy anymore. Then I decide I want to go up the porch steps. So I walk over to the steps (because I'm sick of looking for Buddy) and Gramma has to follow me. She must think I'm not able to climb the steps by myself. So I let her follow me. I climb up the steps by myself, then I want to go back down the steps by myself; but Gramma takes a hold of my hand to help me (she thinks I'm too little to try to go down by myself; but I know I can do it) so I let her hold my hand. It is really rough going up and down the steps! It wears me out! But it is fun! Finally we go inside and Gramma fixes me a grilled cheese. I'm pretty smart because I took off the toasted bread and just ate the cheese! She gave me some water to wash the chees down. I drank all the water in my cup. I was pretty thirsty from playing outside for so long. All of a sudden, out of the clear blue, guess who I saw trying to get my cheese that I had dropped? It was Buddy! Gramma and I thought Buddy had found a pretty good hiding place outside, but we were wrong! Buddy had been inside all of that time! After I ate my grilled cheese (well, just the cheese) I decided I wanted to play in Gramma's draw that she lets me play in. I drug out some lids then decided I wanted to see what was in the pantry. Guess what I found? Some Animal Crackers!You know how I love Animal Crackers! So Gramma let me have Animal Crackers for my snack before bedtime! Gramma ate some, too, because I stuffed some in her mouth! Finally Gramma told me it was probably getting time for me to get my jammies on and think about going to bed. She got a warm wash cloth and washed my hands and mouth off because I had junk all over my face. Then she changed my diaper and put my jammies on me. I laughed because she put "La La" by me and I like "La, La"!I hugged LaLa while she was putting my diaper on and jammies on. Then I got my Nuk while she was getting my bottle ready! I really like my Nuk! But I think I like my bottle better because when my bottle was ready I just handed my Nuk to Gramma and held out my hands for my Bottle! I took my bottle while listening to Mozart; it was nice because I fell asleep while taking my bottle and listening to Mozart! I finished my bottle and Gramma put me in my bed. I didn't even know she had put me in my bed; I guess I was so tired and peaceful that I must have been ready for some sleep! I'll be sleeping and waiting for my mommy and daddy to pick me up and take me home with them! I love my Grammas but I really love my mommy and daddy so much!
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